Six Moments: Seek - Locate - Destroy, While I liked Vila from the very beginning, it was with this moment that I could really see his true self peeking through that cowardly exterior. He doesn’t like to fight, and will avoid it at all costs. But he is smart, and will use his brain to best his opponents, even befuddle them, whenever possible.
Marvel’s Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. - Season 1 [1/?]
Real scene vs Blooper.
Agents of Goofballs.
get out of me guitaa
theta probably just laid there for like 3 days completely still like ‘shit shit shit zagreus is under my bed’
zagreus probably just stood there like ‘shit shit shit something’s under their bed i’m out of here’
#here’s the thing #being shattered across time must seriously fuck up your biodata right? #and then Clara grabs little Thete and then touches their head #so Thete probably got a bit of telepathic contact #and saw an impossibly alien mind with a really REALLY messed up timestream #they were probably CONVINCED it was Zagreus for YEARS #no wonder the Doctor is still scared of the dark
THIS PHOTO WAS TAKEN LAST WEEK AT MY LOCAL KMART. YES, THAT IS A SEALED VHS TAPE OF JIMMY NEUTRON THE MOVIE, IN 2014, AT KMART, SITTING NEXT TO DVDS AND BLU-RAYS, PRICED AT $8.99
To give perspective, this film was released on VHS in 2002 and has been sitting unopened in a Kmart store for 12 years, longer than children now in middle school.
Plain proof that no one does inventory or gives a shit at any Kmart anywhere. Someone could probably live in Kmart and have no one notice.
In 2001, I did an experiment for school about the idea of living in a big-box store like this. I selected a busy 24hr Meijer, which is a midwest-only combination of Marts both K and Wal. I entered the store on a lovely friday afternoon, and didn’t leave the store until the following sunday evening. I read the entire magazine section, played all of the demos of the games in the electronics section, and beat minesweeper on my phone innumerable times. I ate at the pizza parlour they’d just installed, and slept on the display furniture. I wandered around the racks during the day, bored out of my skull. I considered buying frozen burritos and asking one of the employees if they had a breakroom where I could microwave them, but that felt like it wouldn’t truly answer the question if someone could live in a Meijer; I’d be using resources that weren’t public.
The only time I was ever asked if I needed any help was on sunday morning around 8am, and then it was only waking me up to ask me if I was drunk and had wandered in that night and fell asleep on their displays. I said, “no, I’m fine, I’m just trying this futon.” and was left alone.
The people that work there really don’t care.
u lived in a k-mart
This is the most magical thing I’ve ever had the privilege of reading
Go vote for Avon! They put him against E.T so votes are really needed!
So I’ve heard somebody wanted to see a gif of that moment when Brian Cox was ran over by Stephen Hawking. Here it is, I hope it loads.
This gif changed my life
some kid slapped together a top-10 anime video in windows movie maker and it just sat around on youtube until arriving at its karmic destiny of upsetting kanye west
2. The opening credits
How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:
How it actually was: