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how reassuring, to know that collective insanity outlives us.

lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 
In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.


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lichtenstrange:

prenons:

Prince George receives a giant stuffed wombat from Australia’s Governor General. 

In other news, George and the Wombat sounds like an excellent new children’s book series.

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Colin Baker: There are a lot of young girls watching the show now because of... let me say the words... David Tennant.
Audience: *cheering and clapping*
Peter Davison: You keep away from him!
Colin: You better calm yourselves, that's his father-in-law

My favorite under-appreciated Doctor Who episodes → Kinda
I have the power of life and death over all of you! 

lategoodbye:

My poor, lost boys.
Endeavour | Neverland

itsacrimescene:

"It was tough, you know […] but we had each other, and that is how you got through."

thepurposeofplaying:

teflonly:

this day in horrible history 

↳ 23 April - Birth (1564) and Death (1616) of William Shakespeare. 

his lil “idek man i do what i want” shrug in the final gif tho

lategoodbye:

"Look, we have a chance to bury them. All of them. Come on."
“I can’t. I can’t. I’m sorry, I can’t.”

chadleymacguff:

that is the most relevant thing Rita Ora has done with her career

Well, they could have tortured us more, I suppose

lordbyronsbloomers:

thepudupudu:

Imagine if…

  • Jakes was one of the men shooting at Morse when he was in the car
  • Bright, rather than Deare, was the one who shot Thursday
  • Or Bright was the one Deare strangled
  • Morse didn’t get there in time, Deare had already shot Thursday and buggered off
  • Thursday accidentally shot Morse
  • Both Thursday and Morse got shot (hey, they did it in George Gently)
  • Strange turned up and got shot, too
  • And so did Jakes
  • By Colin Dexter (why not? He’s got to be the murderer at some point)
  • They brought out a body bag rather than a Thursday on a stretcher and left us guessing whether it was Thursday or Deare
  • Meanwhile, the Thursdays’ house blows up
  • And Monica has a scooter accident 

So, all in all, I suppose we probably got off lightly.

I’m still sobbing inside, though.

brynnasaurus:

so I was wearing a Captain America shirt on my run today and TWO separate people shouted ‘ON YOUR LEFT’ at me

sometimes the world is a wonderful and magical place

james-tiberius-kirk:

Really, if someone sat down with me and watched Star Trek the entire day with me, just giggling at funny parts and discussing space and the space time continuum and physics, I know I would 100% fall in love with them.

accras:

sherlanpw:

musingsandobsessions:

gentlenight:

This line has never made any sense to me

*clears throat and pulls out binder labeled The Sound of Music Explained*

Captain von Trapp is used to calling the shots around his house. Now, Maria has come into his house and blatantly disobeyed his orders, taking authority for herself. He, seeing now that she has this authority, has subconsciously recognized it and blurts out the line in question because he’s flustered and angry and distracted by a soaking wet nun.

That’s why she makes that face. She knows she’s gaining something here, she’s got some serious respect from the man who was originally going to summon her via whistle. Now they both know that she knows that they are on a level playing field and that he is actually listening to what she is saying he just doesn’t want to hear it. 

*puts away binder and dusts hands* Thank you and good night. 

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Yes to all of this

polygonal-lasso:

I’ve got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control.