Lines That Were Conspicuously Missing in Civil War

kryptaria:

delightfulexcess:

In no particular order:

“…but you’re Peggy’s niece, and that’s a little weird. Also, we were just at her funeral, so maybe let’s talk in a year.”

“Hey, here are some FDR pens you might like. Also, wasn’t Bucky brainwashed by Hydra? I have this memory-correcting software called BARF, maybe we could give that a whirl.”

“You were going to NUKE New York City, and you’re upset because we knocked over a few buildings?”

“Ultron as going to kill everyone, and you’re upset because we knocked over a few buildings?”

“Wasn’t keeping track of the Hulk your job, General Ross?”

“Wait, what’s this about no lawyers and a fucking ‘raft prison?’ I’m not signing this bullshit.”

“I love you.”

“I love you, too.”

“Wait, where was your dad even going with all that supersoldier serum?”

“What’s in the backpack?”

“So you got your shield back, and Falcon got his wings, but where’s my backpack?”

“Was that a glossy headshot of me in your journal, or are you just happy to see me?”

“Nobody puts Bucky in the freezer.’

“How many lives did we save in each of those places? Oh, you can’t count that high? Okay, then.”

“You want us to trust the government? As in, the government that previously sponsored an organization infiltrated by HYDRA? You say HYDRA is gone now and we can trust you? Are you sure you’re not HYDRA? Forgive me if I don’t take your word for it.”