adorkabledora:

dailysuperhusbands:

mostlycap:

Anybody remember when I carried a nuke through a wormhole? Saved New York. Recall that? A hostile alien army came charging through a hole in space. We’re standing 300 feet below it. 
That up there, that’s… that’s the end game. How were you guys planning on beating that?

#tony stark reminding everyone of that time he went through the wormhole #bc he’s the only person on earth who saw EXACTLY what they were up against #and he needs them to understand #and everyone just rolls their eyes #like ‘gee we’ve never heard this story before no’ #like tony’s just BRAGGING #yes i’m sure he spends a lot of time bragging about that traumatic incident that gives him panic attacks JUST TO THINK ABOUT#Marvel Cinematic Universe more like Nobody Will Listen to Tony Stark and That’s Half Our Problems Cinematic Universe #ANYWAY!!!! #so nobody will listen to him on this point or even entertain that he is being anything other than dramatic and self-absorbed #thanks “'team”’ #AND THEN #IN INFINITY WAR #THANOS IS GOING TO COME AND LITERALLY REALIZE ALL OF TONY STARK’S WORST MOST PESSIMISTIC NIGHTMARES #and that’s going to fuck him right up when he’s already so fucked up #and a4 will probably be RDJ’s last movie #which means they either need to cleanly tie up tony’s realization of all his worst fears (unlikely) #or don’t even try (depRESSING) #or just kill him (KILL ME INSTEAD) #and tbh at that point i hope tony just deadpans at everyone as aliens swarm the earth #like gee how could we have ever foreseen this happening!!!!!! #he has earned the right to be SUCH AN ASSHOLE about it to EVERYONE #bc this team has frankly been honest shit to him about his (legitimate) fears and traumas #dear Russos pls give him his moment of Very Sarcastic I Told You So so that i may sleep easier at night (via @elystia)

@knightinironarmor