kaijuno:

glassraptor:

badgengar:

glassraptor:

glassraptor:

glassraptor:

better lion king plot: nala murders scar herself, becomes the most respected and powerful queen in lion history, no one ever finds simba 

you think this might be sad for simba but listen: he was perfectly happy in his tiny tropical paradise with his gay dads. nala is clearly the superior leader. shed probably lead the lion/hyena democracy. everyone is happy in this situation

and of course, nala has like 9 girlfriends. all is well

And then the pride dies out because no males to breed with…you didn’t think this though or understand that they are, and this is circuital, LIONS AND NOT PEOPLE AND DO NOT HAVE THE SAME SENSIBILITIES/MORALS we do…but you know, this delusional idea is sure to sell with retards like you so have fun with your poorly constructed head cannon. 

You also forget this movie is HAMLET with LIONS you dunce, so the movie plot with follow the play. Fuck retards like you and your stupid ideas. HOLY FUCK.

things real lions do: polygamy, same sex relations
things real lions don’t do: reenact hamlet, sing elton john songs

Imagine being that bitter about cartoon lions