mostlyhydratrash:

howler32557038:

howler32557038:

earendil-was-a-mariner:

Gandalf doesn’t say that Shadowfax is the best or fastest, he says that he is the “lord of all horses” and I quite frankly want more information about the responsibilities and powers that come with that position. 

I would assume it behooves him to create a more stable economy for all horses by reigning in unnecessary spending. It must be a huge responsibility to be saddled with, but I’m sure he always meets it with unbridled enthusiasm. He’s probably chomping at the bit for the next horse presidential race - in fact, I hear he’s already leading in the Gallup polls.

oh my god i lost 7 followers

okay no more horse puns

#all they do is stirrup bad feelings

GODDAMMIT.